Well, here we are again, lost in some weird city, to proud to ask for directions. My wife is going to be mad at me. Why do we as guys seem to purposefully beg for problems when it comes to this strange thing?

I’m Darrin by the way, pleased to meet you. You wouldn’t happen to know where the Eagletown Mall is do you? If so, call me at, oh wait, that’s right I lost my cheap iPhone. Never mind, I’ll just stroll for a few more hours, and the boys can get a little more stressed. Maybe, if I do this long enough, they will start to shout, and I can loose my mind trying to make them be quiet.

Oh, I got it, I can stop and purchase a second cheap iPhone for sale, definitely, that’s it, we have so much extra money it really doesn’t matter. My goodness, what have I become? Okay, there’s a Target, now she said it would be two blocks down from the Target, on the right. Boys, we really have to do something about this problem. Well heck, there’s nothing but a gas station here. I mean seriously guys, why?!

Oh man, are you serious, Ricky, what are you doing? I’m phoning Mom. That’s right, we got you a cheap iPhone along with the rest of us. Billy, hang up, I’ll stop right here and ask for directions. To late Dad, she’s already talking. Hey Mom, we’re lost, and Dad lost his phone, so how do we get there? Now I’m glad I bought those cheap iPhones.